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zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

mylifetimes5:

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

Beck was a great everything

Followed for the art, stayed for the titty
Anonymous

talkshitnojutsu:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

goto-blog:

#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life

Sticks and stones may break my bones 
But chains and whips excite me

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it

WOW! 

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason